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\"Then He Kissed Me\" is a song written by Phil Spector, Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Barry. The song, produced by Spector, was initially released as a single on Philles Records (#115) in July 1963 by the Crystals. The lyrics are a narrative of a young woman's encounter, romance, and eventual engagement with a young man.
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