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Gerasimos II Palladas served as Greek Orthodox Patriarch of Alexandria between 1688 and 1710. He is honoured as a saint of the Eastern Orthodox Church and is commemorated annually on 16 January.
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Gregory Owen Zaun is an American baseball analyst, public speaker and a former professional baseball catcher, currently he is the hitting coach for the Tigres de Quintana Roo of the Mexican League. He played for nine teams over 16 seasons in Major League Baseball from 1995 until 2010, winning a World Series Championship in 1997. From 2006 to 2017, he served as an on-air personality with Sportsnet in Canada.
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