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The Merseyside derby is an association football match between Everton and Liverpool, two clubs based in Liverpool, Merseyside, England. It is the longest running top-flight derby in England, with its first official match being played on 13 October 1894. The derby has been played continuously since the 1962–63 season. Part of the rivalry is due to the close proximity of the two clubs' home grounds, being less than a mile apart and within sight of each other across Stanley Park. Everton play their home matches at Goodison Park, while Liverpool play theirs at Anfield.
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Selenocosmia crassipes, synonym Phlogius crassipes, also known as the \"Queensland whistling tarantula\", \"barking spider\" or \"bird-eating tarantula\" is a species of tarantula native to the east coast of Queensland, Australia. The name \"whistling tarantula\" comes from its ability to produce a hissing noise when provoked, a trait it shares with other Australian theraphosids. This hissing is produced by the spider stridulating a patch of setae associated with its chelicerae. It has also been called the \"eastern tarantula\". The species name crassipes is Latin for \"fat leg\" referring to the relatively fat front legs.
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